Is she angry at us? Was it something we said? Something we ordered? We haven’t even arrived at tip time yet. If you’ve experienced the unpleasantness of having a haitress serve you, well, you know what we mean…and The DailyCandy Lexicon has a label for it. Haitress – n. angry waitress.
Suggested usage: When we finally made our way to the restaurant door and the freedom beyond, we were too polite to fill out a hate-mail comment card on the haitress who “served” us dinner.