Would you go fruit-loopy if someone ate your last bowl of Captain Crunch? Well, that’s life if you practice what The DailyCandy Lexicon deems Cereal Monogamy at your breakfast table.
Cereal Monogamy: n. a slavish devotion to one particular breakfast cereal.
Suggested usage: After three boxes of Cocoa Pebbles, I began to suspect he was a cereal monogamist.
